I Don't Care What You're In To

A Monkey Knows More Than You Ever Will

This could mean: Put us out of our misery, yo!
Or: Hey Ava, do a shit on this glass coffee table.

I'll not tell you what it means. You figure it out.

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- L. Ron Pauling

I don't know, anyway. I gave up so long ago I can't even remember.

See The Aura

A sense of duty is the preserve of the nincompoop. Just do nothing. Wait. You were born and then you will die.

Don't let this man sell you anything:

His aura is all wrong. Your wife tried to tell you before but you woldn't listen. If only you'd listened. You might not have got anus cancer, you might not have left your house keys on a plane, you might not have fed a £200 tin of caviare to the cat.
Remember that? You're laughing now but you got into trouble, that was the last thing you had to take to Cash Converters.

I remember god once said, "If you can't make something at least reasonably edible with a tin of tuna, some tomatos and a packet of wholemeal pasta, you should just piss off."
Memory is everything. Some one famous said that, didn't they? Maybe it was Madonna.

This is the seat of god:

This Man Told Me I Could Eat As Much Pizza As I Like And Not Get Fat

If there is a single concept that is the driver of much of the Internet's growth over the past decade – not to mention nearly all of Google's annual revenue of $25 billion – it is the concept of keywords. Keywords are what we type in when we are searching for products, services, and answers on the search engines, an act that Americans performed 15.5 billion times in April 2010 according to ComScore, the web research firm.

The Only Answer Is True Communism

Go on, ask him. I know you want to.